Thursday, January 19, 2012

Random Ramblings

I think there is a correlation between intelligence level and how blatantly obvious some dudes check out females. Here’s an example:




The typical congressman/congresswoman did not grow up with the internet. Therefore, they do not properly understand or know how to use the internet to its fullest potential. So why is it up to them to determine what rights we have as citizens to use said internet? In my opinion, it’s the same as letting a chimp teach a teenager how to drive a manual car.

Should those marines have pissed on those corpses? Umm, probably not. Am I going to sit here and condemn them for doing it? No, because luckily I’ve never experienced what it’s like to be in a war or had to witness what enemy foreign soldiers have done to the corpses of my comrades. You never know, they could’ve had a very good reason for doing it. (Sorry, this was brought up again this morning).

Getting married is expensive…..we’ve had to tighten our purse strings. Just because I can’t go out and spend money on the same silly things I did a couple months ago doesn’t mean that I don’t want to hang out. The past few weeks have really made me realize what it must be like once you have your first child.

Has someone backed sprints as the new go-to exercise? Like, have sprints been a hit on some reality tv show? Have they been endorsed by some new workout regimen? Just wondering, because on both Monday and Wednesday of this week, I’ve had someone get on the treadmill next to mine and do sprints. This was two separate incidences at two different gyms. These people could have been trying to do intervals (which I have heard endorsed) but their routine was quite confusing. It went something like this:

1) Step on treadmill, start running at a fast pace without any kind of warm up.
2) Speed up treadmill and run really fast for 30-60 seconds.
3) Don’t slow treadmill, stand with feet on sides of treadmill straddling the belt, bend forward with hands on knees and pant heavily for 1-2 minutes.
4) Hop back on treadmill at ridiculous speed. Repeat steps 2-3.

I was concerned for the well being of both these people during the bent over panting step. WTF is going on?

It’s very awkward having rotational grad students in the lab. I feel the need to keep them entertained, which kinda sucks when you have to teach every little thing. That and I feel like they judge my laziness.

I would love to wake up at 7 am everyday and be home by 5:30 pm. If I hear one more person complain about having to wake up at 7, I’m going to need my own soapbox. I get up at 5 am to work out and get everything else done before getting to work at 8-8:30. I usually don’t get home until 6:30 pm. Count your blessings…it could be worse…and you could have a child that wakes you up even earlier.

For awhile, I thought it would be cool to see how many friends I could get on facebook. Recently, I’ve started deleting people based on retarded posts. I’ve decided that I’d rather not be associated with stupidity. For example, I had to delete a girl in December that posted a false news article (haha, if I say that fast enough it sounds like Fox news article) stating that Obama banned Christmas trees at the Whitehouse. You can’t believe everything you see on the internet folks!

This concludes today’s ramblings.

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